1. |
Child's Roar
00:37
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I want this toy
I want this toy
I want this toy buy me it
Uaaaaaaahhhh buy me it
Uaaaaaaahhhhh fucking bitch
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2. |
Winnie the Pooh
00:45
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Winnie the Pooh needs to poo
Winnie the Pooh wants to poo
Smell so badly smell so bad
I can´t stand it close the door
I can´t stand it anymore
Mr Pooh made a poo
Why don´t you
Make one too
Start right now go to the loo
Make the poo for me and you
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3. |
Pokemon
00:56
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Pokemon kill´em all
Pikachu Bulbasaur Charmander and Eve
I remember all this shit from TV
Never gonna like´em
Never gonna spare´em
I want to torture´em
I wanna kill´em
Pokemon kill´em all
Pokeball filled with blades
I´ll throw on you
Cut your head
Cut your waist
Cut your tail too
Killing spree is on
Killing spree is on
Pokemons are gone
Finally gone
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4. |
Bath Duck
01:04
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I want to take a bath with my yellow duck
She´s the only one quack quack quack
That´s my little duck
Floating in the tub
Playing with her all night
Love of my life
Leave me alone with my duckling
Shut your cakehole
Don´t say anything
I love her she is my darling
Little yellow lovely duckling
My duck my duck quack quack quack
She is the only one
My little duck
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5. |
Karaoke
01:27
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Every day every night
I´m singing to the mic
Yeah I´m the superstar
Signatures on the bar
Karaoke is my pleasure
Gimme mic and watch the show
Karaoke is my lifestyle
Its whole playlist I know
Karaoke
No need of band
Karaoke
Be my fan
Every song that you know
I´ll perform on my own
Any song on request
Just say
Be my guest
Karaoke
I am the man
Karaoke
Be my fan
Every day every night
I´m the star of the bar
Superstar of the bar
Let´s go bar clap for me
Show the tempo 1 2 3
This is all what I need
La la la la la leee
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6. |
Online Life
01:07
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Sitting in your small dark room
Which looks like an ancient tomb
Only light is from your screen
Living in your online dream
Where is my super team
With their daily routine
Join the game start the show
Choose your side friend or foe
Day or night
No one cares
Windows covered
With big dark shades
Dwarves and goblins
Or tank squads
Chasing levels
Or just shedding blood
Living your online life
Better than your real life
Join us now
Log in now!
Let s play online
Never offline
Log in now
We show you how
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7. |
Toy Shop Pedophile
01:39
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Do you wanna know where I will go?
Right into the toy shop to start the show
These kids are waiting only for me
Their parents don't know they can't see
Almost there I'm almost there
All kids are mine I'm never gonna share
With anyone with anyone
Toy shop pedophile looking for your kids
Toy shop pedophile hunting for your kids
Toy shop pedophile standing behind the shelf
Toy shop pedophile since I was twelve
I have my basement fulfilled with toys
And also with innocent little boys
I will play with them until I get bored
Because I am pedophile from toy store
Toy shop pedophile looking for your kids
Toy shop pedophile hunting for your kids
Toy shop pedophile standing behind the shelf
Toy shop pedophile since I was twelve
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8. |
Teddy Bear Autopsy
01:00
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Teddy bear autopsy
Right here right now
Teddy bear autopsy
Want to try it show me how
Cutting cutting
Entrails falling out
Cutting cutting
Teddy bear is down
Teddy bear autopsy
Right here right now
Teddy bear autopsy
Want to try it show me how
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9. |
Sex Toys
01:47
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Little sex toy for your joy
Stuck in your ass do you enjoy
That's a dildo made of plastic
Next few minutes will be fantastic
Sex toy sex toy to enjoy
Sex toy sex toy for your joy
Fake vagina or fake dick
If you want I've got fake shit
These are made for your pleasure
For long time of sexual leisure
Super sex toy in your ass
You'll be done and pretty fast
Anal plug for your best pleasure
Enjoy with me our sexual leisure
Sex toy sex toy to enjoy
Sex toy sex toy for your joy
Fake vagina or fake dick
If you want I've got fake shit
These are made for your pleasure
For long time of sexual leisure
Plastic cock
Fake vagina
Anal plug just for you
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10. |
Got U Teddy
01:20
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Got u teddy now
You can´t run away
Got u teddy you wasn´t prepared
Got u teddy you wasn´t ready
Stop screaming it is to late
Stop screaming my little friend
Hunt you down and kill you
Pleasure for me not for you
Hunt you down and kill you
I want to cut you open
Got u teddy now
You can´t run away
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11. |
Good Old Times
01:18
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Bring back good old times
Great old times I think you know
Jack in the box and domino
Super times do you remember
favorite month was December
Bring back old times
Bring ´em back
Never forget that
Wooden cars made by dad
For breakfast milk and bread
Great old times when we were young
Playing games not being drunk
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12. |
Unicorn Sodomy
01:29
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Little pony unicorn
Now is ringing at my door
So I´m gonna let him in
Sodomy may begin
Come pony
Come pony
Come pony
To my place
Come pony
Come pony
Come pony
Smiley face
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13. |
My Toys Are Gone
00:47
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All my toys are gone
I don´t know why
Something went wrong
I want to cry
I need toys to live my life
I hate people hate my life
I can´t stand that
I can´t sleep
My old toys
What I need
This is all what I need
This is all what I need
Right now
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14. |
Fluffy Bear
01:09
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Little bear fluffy bear
Laying lost on the square
Little bear fluffy bear
Let´s go find him over there
Little bear fluffy bear
Still laying lost on the square
Covered in mud
Covered in mud
Covered in covered in covered in mud
SAVE HIM!
Little bear fluffy bear
What are you doing on the square
Little bear fluffy bear
I will save you from there
Little bear fluffy bear
Stop crying I´m almost there
Little bear fluffy bear
I am almost almost there
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15. |
Cartoon Wars
01:19
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This is cartoon war
Tom and Jerry not that scary
They found no guns they can carry
Silvester with little Tweety
Agreed on gentleman´s treaty
Cow and chicken searched the kitchen
Found some blades and joined this race
It´s enough to start the war
Cartoon war cartoon war
Dexter´s modern lab
Is prepared for fight
Mandark future is really not that bright
War of science full of violence
Stop that Dee Dee don´t be greedy
Step back from these angry boys
Fighting with their high-tech toys
Cartoon war starts right now
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16. |
Arcade Games
00:57
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Play it hard
Play it tough
Play it fast
Be first up
Arcade games are my religion
I´m never gonna end up last
A button
B button
Joystick
So let s play
Arcade games are my religion
I´m never gonna end up last
Invaders
Contra
Metal Slug
Outrun
Every day and every night
It is my eternal fight
Gimme coins I need coins
Asteroids
Arkanoid
Tic Tac Toe
Missile Strike
Pac Man
Megaman
Final Fight
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17. |
Action Boy
01:26
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Action boy action figure
Favorite toy action figure
Why he´s not little bigger
That would be much more than pretty
Soldier boy second toy
Not as good as Action boy
Soldier boy action figure
Being second may be pity
Plastic soldier plastic guns
Action boy favorite toy
He is better
I´ll show you how good is he
Soldier boy second toy
Not that great
Always be the secondary
Playing with their plastic lives
Stop thinking about compromise
Learn about guns and war
Behind your locked up door
Action boy super toy
Action boy
Always be my favorite one
Soldier boy second toy
Soldier boy
Always be the secondary
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18. |
End of the Fun
00:35
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Fairy tale ends right now
It´s the end of the show
Fairy tale ends right now
So farewell time to cry
Play it all again
Maybe one day
Visit our show
Just don´t sit at home
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